Tuesday 26 July 2011

Under Ze Weather (First Posted Apr, 23, 2011)


Ze Under Ze Weather Weather Man

Ze under ze weather weather man
He tries and tries ze best he can
To catch ze rain in a copper pan
And assess it in ze weather van
But the task exceeds his attention span.

Ze under ze weather weather man
He tries his very best each day
To bring ze sun out with its rays
And encourage kids to kiddie play
But ze sun behind a cloud does stay.

 Ze under ze weather weather man
He tries his best to fight ze snow
By telling travelers which way to go
And separating highs from lows
But no one heeds what he knows.

 Ze under ze weather weather man
He always tries to help others see
Through fog as thick as zoup pea
And keep men safe out on ze sea
But on deaf ears falls his plea.

Ze under ze weather weather man
He’s tired of bringing folks ze news
That breaks their hearts and wallets too
And sometimes forces close ze zoo
Which brings on tears, “Boo Hoo Hoo”.

Ze under ze weather weather man
If you see him shake his hand
And let him know you never plan
On him to get your summer tan
But never-ze-less you love this man.

                        - Ava Darling

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